Now, honey, we’ve been saving this for years. Now that you’re 14, we thought you should have it.

Ever wonder about the guys who are serial sperm donors? Read this:
http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n10/htdocs/sperm-donor-46-kids-121.php

He has 46 kids, and more on the way.

“I surf the web, so you don’t have to.”

This doesn’t even list the benefits of alcoholism. Writing is a great career!